Not what you were expecting, right? It’s cool guys, we’d warn you if this was NSFW.

Tattoos by David Bruehl at RedLetter1 in Tampa, FL

Has anyone in the history of tattooing gotten a peahen instead of a peacock? While I haven’t seen every tattoo ever done, I’m definitely thinking the answer is “no”.

Tattoo by Lea Smith in Washington, DC.

Sometimes I think it’d be awesome to be a peacock. The guys get all gussied up, flaunting their trains and plumage for female attention. And the girls? They get to wear the bird-equivalent of sweatpants.

Tattoo by Jin Suk O at Kaleidoscope Tattoo Studio in Bondi, New South Wales, Australia

I’m tripping out on Dalmiro’s astounding use of color yet again. What can I say, I never new mint green could look so good! (And my apologies for the Katy Perry reference, but it was too easy.)

Tattoo by Dalmiro at Don’t Worry Mama Tattoo in Västerås, Sweden