Looking at this, all I can think of is the Jaws portion of the tour at Universal Studios. Someone please assure me I’m not the only one that’s paid $30 to watch archaic animatronics scare the hell out of geriatric tourists.

Tattoo by: Bez at Triple Six Studios in Sunderland, UK

I love Myke’s tattoos as it is, but I’ve admired this particular shark piece by him for a hot minute. I’d make a SharkTits joke except there’s no nipple showing in the photo below. Honestly, how am I supposed to talk about manly chests without having nips to creep on?

Tattoo by: Myke Chambers at The Austin Tattoo Company in Austin, TX.

I managed to make a sweet 1980′s movie reference and a pun about shark types in the same sentence. I’m at the top of my blog-naming game.

Tattoo by: BJ Giacco at Colorfast Studios in FL.

I’ve never been surfing, but the irrational side of my brain tells me it would end like the tattoo below. When I really think about it, I know that it’s highly unlikely. Still…

Tattoo by: Kike Castillo at Timmy Tattoo in Hunington, NY and Pinz and Needlez Tattoo in Edgewood, MD

I feel like thumb tattoos aren’t getting the attention they deserve around here. Needless to say, a shark-thumb combo photo made me think you guys would also be fan(s).

Tattoo by: Los Ocegueda at Sid’s Tattoo Parlor in Santa Ana, CA.